Toga! Toga! Panty Raid! (2)
I talked Vanessa into this toga party by telling her that the boys dorm was going to attempt a panty raid tonight. She had no idea what we really had planned for her. We began by discussing her most recent crush Troy Thompson. He went state in wrestling in high school and now that's all I have ever heard him talk about. Vanessa swooned as she talked about his final point take-down that allowed the Bulldogs to take home that trophy. We feigned interest and she giggled. It was an incredible feeling to have her here and completely, innocently chatting with us.
We talked her into playing Caesar. We fanned her and fed her grapes. I was almost exploding with anticipation and I could see that Kim was too. Vanessa was babbling about different panty raid scenarios when a noise came from the kitchen. It was a thud, but a thud that carried a hum. Vanessa, startled, sat up quickly. Kim and I both were nearly drooling with what we knew would happen next.
"You should see what that was Vanessa," I said coyly as I inched her into the kitchen. She opened the door and shrieked. There lay Troy tied up and nude laying on the floor with a ball gag in his mouth. He had obviously fallen out of the broom closet. His eyes screamed in horror. Kim and I began to dance around Troy's body laughing and howling. We invited Vanessa to join us. She was horrified by the look on Troy's face and stood there in confusion.
"We did this for you," Kim said.
"You can do whatever you want," I said "He's yours."
Vanessa looked at Troy, then looked up at us dancing and laughing, then back at Troy.
"Anything?"
"Anything!" We giggled together.
A ray of light shone in Vanessa's eyes and she crawled over to Troy and licked his face. Troy cringed in fear.
I would never have believed that this would have gone over this well. When Vanessa asked us to leave the room we were tickled pink and ballet toe danced out of the room. We grabbed glasses and put them to our ears and against the door. The only thing we heard was a squish noise. Kim looked at me with a question she didn't know how to ask.
We opened the door to see Troy holding Vanessa up in the most degrading and painful wedgy ever witnessed by humans. They were surrounded by all of Troy's pledge brothers, the Delta Omega Delta. A guffaw roared throughout the kitchen that slowly turned into a perfectly harmonized chorus of the words "panty raid".
"paaanteeeee raaaaaaaaaid"
It was such a beautiful sound that genuine tears came to Kim and my eyes. Sadly it was shattered by the sound of the panties ripping out from between Vanessa's legs and the thud of her hitting the floor.
Vanessa looked up at the Delta Omega Deltas with tears swelling in her eyes, then she looked at us.
"That was the best panty raid ever!" Vanessa squealed.
We all then leapt into the air and held out one of the worlds longest high-fives.
By Turbo
We talked her into playing Caesar. We fanned her and fed her grapes. I was almost exploding with anticipation and I could see that Kim was too. Vanessa was babbling about different panty raid scenarios when a noise came from the kitchen. It was a thud, but a thud that carried a hum. Vanessa, startled, sat up quickly. Kim and I both were nearly drooling with what we knew would happen next.
"You should see what that was Vanessa," I said coyly as I inched her into the kitchen. She opened the door and shrieked. There lay Troy tied up and nude laying on the floor with a ball gag in his mouth. He had obviously fallen out of the broom closet. His eyes screamed in horror. Kim and I began to dance around Troy's body laughing and howling. We invited Vanessa to join us. She was horrified by the look on Troy's face and stood there in confusion.
"We did this for you," Kim said.
"You can do whatever you want," I said "He's yours."
Vanessa looked at Troy, then looked up at us dancing and laughing, then back at Troy.
"Anything?"
"Anything!" We giggled together.
A ray of light shone in Vanessa's eyes and she crawled over to Troy and licked his face. Troy cringed in fear.
I would never have believed that this would have gone over this well. When Vanessa asked us to leave the room we were tickled pink and ballet toe danced out of the room. We grabbed glasses and put them to our ears and against the door. The only thing we heard was a squish noise. Kim looked at me with a question she didn't know how to ask.
We opened the door to see Troy holding Vanessa up in the most degrading and painful wedgy ever witnessed by humans. They were surrounded by all of Troy's pledge brothers, the Delta Omega Delta. A guffaw roared throughout the kitchen that slowly turned into a perfectly harmonized chorus of the words "panty raid".
"paaanteeeee raaaaaaaaaid"
It was such a beautiful sound that genuine tears came to Kim and my eyes. Sadly it was shattered by the sound of the panties ripping out from between Vanessa's legs and the thud of her hitting the floor.
Vanessa looked up at the Delta Omega Deltas with tears swelling in her eyes, then she looked at us.
"That was the best panty raid ever!" Vanessa squealed.
We all then leapt into the air and held out one of the worlds longest high-fives.
By Turbo
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